Acorn Hideaway – A Private Countryside Sauna Escape Tucked beneath a vast ancient oak tree on our quiet 30-acre farm, Acorn Hideaway is a fully private wellness stay designed for couples or a small family seeking space, stillness and warmth. This is your own half-acre retreat — no other guests, no shared facilities — just nature, firelight and slow living. Your Private Thermal Spa • Step outside to your own wood-fired spa garden: • Wood-fired sauna (heated for your arrival) • Two-person hot tub, freshly cleaned and refilled • Ice tub and cold splash bucket for contrast therapy • Silver birch & oak whisks available on request • Herbal oils for sauna rituals • Logs provided for the duration of your stay Move between heat, cold and rest at your own pace. Sit by the fire pit between rounds. Listen to birds overhead. Let the rhythm slow. Inside the Hut • Warm, cosy and thoughtfully equipped: • King-size bed • Double bunk (ideal for two children) • Indoor hot shower & toilet • Log burner • Fridge-freezer • Lavazza coffee machine (pods provided — just bring milk) The hut is insulated and comfortable year-round, with the log burner creating a beautifully snug atmosphere in cooler months. Outdoor Cooking & Fire • The outdoor kitchen is designed for relaxed, rustic dining: • Wood-fired pizza oven • Morso fire-pit grill • Cast iron cookware & utensils • Fresh herbs from the garden • Swings, hammock & seating areas Cook slowly. Eat outside. Stay by the fire long after dark. Farm & Surroundings • Fully fenced, secure private glamping area (~½ acre) • Walk the wider farm grounds • Meet alpacas, horses and ponies • Fishing lakes nearby • Country pubs within walking distance - Kent’s best pubs just 10 minutes away Acorn Hideaway is about simple comforts, warmth and reconnection — with yourself, your partner, and the natural world.

What to expect during your stay

Expect a slow rhythm and complete privacy. Your sauna will be ready for arrival. The hot tub will be freshly prepared. Logs are stacked and ready for the fire. Between heat and cold, you’ll find quiet corners to sit, swings beneath the oak tree, and uninterrupted countryside views. Mornings are for coffee and birdsong. Evenings are for firelight, wood-fired cooking and long conversations under the stars. This is a stay designed for contrast, connection and rest.

Good to know before booking

• Designed for couples or a small family (2 adults + 2 children) • Arrival from 3:00pm, departure by 10:00am. • Fully private half-acre fenced space • Sauna and hot tub are wood-fired — topping up logs is part of the experience • Children must be supervised around water and fire • The wider farm is a working livery yard — please keep gates closed